Ehh. Waffle House has the worst grits I’ve ever tasted, and there’s no excuse for that in the South.

Not sure “mutilations and genocide” is much better…

A few years ago I moved from the Southeastern US to the Pacific Northwest. The upgrade in diner food from Waffle House to Black Bear blew my mind.

Which, spoonerized, is Yuk Fu. Still fitting!

Wouldn’t happen to be named after this guy?

Adorable, regardless!

This may well be my favorite political compass meme so far!

Username checks out.

Hablanana! Par…

I just assumed those were wheat stalks they were holding or something. I did not see the naked crotches until I went to the comments.

As someone who is highly skeptical of LLMs (and particularly the way the big AI companies are using, training, and marketing them) but not outright anti-AI as a rule, I find this interaction both wholesome and refreshing!

Speaking of, a cat my family had when I was young was named Ozymandias!

I was under the assumption that the soup was a stand-in for the bowling pins…

My head canon now is that the boss from OP’s post saw this comic and just wanted to know the answer.

I moved to SoCal in '05 from rural Georgia. Alberto’s was my first experience with SoCal Mexican fast food. Got a carne asada burrito. There was some exotic flavor in there that I couldn’t place, but it complemented the meat so well it easily became one of the best things I’d ever eaten. Turns out the flavor was cilantro. The Mexican restaurants from back home in the Southeast catered so much to non-Mexican tastes that they pretty much didn’t use cilantro in anything. I’d been missing out my whole life up to that point! I’m now living in the PNW, and while the Mexican food here is actually pretty good, I miss Alberto’s dearly.

And that’s a rock fact!

Until I read the second paragraph, I thought it was stating that the step grandfather was trying to teach them how to apply eyeliner with a chainsaw.

I remember picking up one of these in Path of Exile!