Tell that to the dog named Oliver who lives with me…I swear that guy will take like 5 to 7 minutes some days…sheesh

“I’m not racist, but <insert extremely racist take here>.”

Even though I’ve never met you, I have love for you and I hope you make it out of all this better on the other side…if there is another side

Powerful women are very sexy

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“I’ve never met a girl”

Enough said

Aaahhh… My good friend, Dissociation.

NMIXX for me. They are so dang talented. I’m an old metalhead but I have very random tastes in wide ranging genres, and my daughter loves K-Pop. Also, I made a metal remix of Blue Valentine

Thank you! I’m not the best at intricate and technical playing, but I like to think I’m a decent songwriter.

Thanks🤘😊🤘

Thanks! I’m glad you liked it🤘😊🤘

A 7 string guitar and a spatula that is specifically designed for fried eggs

My music will always be free for anyone who wants it. I’m not in it for the money. Also, I don’t have a paypal account and that’s the only way I saw to get paid on bandcamp

Change “Garbage” to “The neighbor dog’s pee spot” and this is my good boy

Successful af

Get it from the Google store

Just waiting for me to show up in a time machine crafted from an overpriced concept car with an almanac from the future so I can use it to make my millions on sports gambling. Let’s go!!!

FYI around the time you sent this I rubbed my eye, but forgot that I had cut jalapeños earlier…I do not like you

It’s a lot more fun to believe in magic when you know it’s not real than to actually believe in magic.

Jesus Hoobastank Christ…