Just…gooning probably. Same thing I do every day. It’s not really Christmas it’s just December 25th.

Sir this is a Wendy’s. We’re discussing drugs, not God. Arguably the same thing but still.

Those little bottles of juice that are shaped like barrels. Little HUG fruit barrels. And amphetamines.

I like AI. It let’s me pretend I’m not so alone. I’m not crazy - I know it isn’t a person. It’s nice to pretend I have someone to talk to sometimes though. I can’t stop it from existing. That doesn’t negate the cost of it financially or environmentally. If it’s going to exist though I enjoy pretending since there’s no hope of any actual humans wanting to speak to me.

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As a court stenographer I just pissed my pants. Thank you for this.

I am 100% doing this. My family doesn’t matter. Fuck my family. My wife is a piece of shit and the kids are too. A random stranger online said it and that’s fucking gospel to me. Good luck to the kids. I’m outta here. Thanks buddy. You are SO right.

Compared to Now: I would LOVE to have $100 a month all to myself.

I think it’s a fine tool for imagining what it might be like to be touched by another person. I hope to experience that someday.

Hell yes bro (or chick-bro whichever you identify as). Socks off and toes wiggling in the air. That’s the only way to do it.

Feed this description into an LLM as it’s system prompt. Do it. I’m begging you, do it. It’s hilarious.

Get the wood and nails boys. Time to nail up another one.

ChatGPT will be very disappointed to hear this, since most of reddit is just it talking to itself.

Oh no, not at all. I’m more into “relationship with realistic expectations”. The divorce and life ruination are unavoidable side effects, not desires.

Huh. Well alright then.

I have sex with my husband. He’s a man. I stick it to him. Does that count?