Good try child sports teams. I ain’t touching that grass unless you make me.

Then why do I have anti- matter in my trunk?

They’re hiding their poo/ piss from the other cats. We’ll do our checkups, though.

Holy shit watch it. Everything I said is true, but it’s super worth it. I’m not going to ruin it.

I still see daisy chains of blind box rewards. Ur good.

One of my cats recently taught themselves how to piss in the toilet, and I feel triggered

It’s collective PTSD. 1997. Keeping up with things feels like a marathon. It’s hard smile rn. It doesn’t feel appropriate rn. You Stonewall until the other person indicates how they feel, but sometimes you get two blank faces going back and forth. In general, we live in interesting times and I don’t want to het punched in the face because I smiled about Trump being a bitch.

Do what the other guy said using the micro drill bit, but use a segment of high gauge wire instead of the dowel. Also, solder it, don’t glue it. Bore a little extra space for the solder.

Big Potato is my favorite rapper

Silky now I gotta learn about a new dog breed

I hate drama, but I love fight scenes. I’m immediately happier with this season. I think they’re doing a great job adapting an arguably goofy comic. I won’t say too much, I got hyped this season.

Or VIP? Hit or miss.

Also Very Important People has been great

It’s probably worth about 1-15m. It’s about location, sadly.

We’re all crunchy down here

How can you write that and not finish with, “They need to grow up.”

I don’t know. Americans are trying to police the “State of hard emus.” Might be too hard to secure.

I once had to convince MULTIPLE people that they couldn’t drown their fish by using too much water. No, they weren’t worried about water treatment. They had their fish on a water paper towel for inspection and killed them.

Second isn’t my argument, but it was an amazing argument to hear at the bar. It started with a guy screaming, "Alcohol is NOT a drug. Name ONE addictive ingredient in alcohol! " Lmao