1400 hours… He might understand late-game efficiencies and modularization. it’s nice to see he’s starting to take an interest.

Chris, we miss you

Boy, take out that one line, and the whole poem becomes something else.

I support this course of action.

Jesus f’n christ. Anyone that didn’t reply back with, “10?!? You’re a monster” is complicit and needs to go down.

If you see santorum, there’s a party going on!

Pick any Tony Hawk Pro Skater soundtrack and you will have picked well.

Yeah. The kid-making process is actually pretty cool.

We wanted our gargantuan parking lot to be unique, so we said goodbye to boring numbered lot sections. You don’t want to park in Lot A, Section 2. You want the excitement of remembering whether you left the car in the Verizon Lot or the GrubHub: Powered by Seamless—A DoorDash Experience Lot. Here’s a hint: You parked in the Dippin’ Dots Overflow Lot and your car was towed.

Poetry.

The factory must grow.

Didn’t you watch Andor? Flavor is for closers. 😁

DADS ARE FUN MOMS ARE MEAN

Same! Those inexpensive roasters from the big box stores save so much money if you process the carcass properly!

Therefore the density of penguin flesh on a flat glacier surface can be estimated to be 3pi/4 l x w x h where length and width are the area of the penguins, and h is the average height of the penguin.

Tell me why!

When I asked my paw about using fruitcake as an insult, he asked me, “What’s a fruitcake made of?” Candied fruit. “And?” Nuts. “Yup, they’re nuts. And does anyone really like fruitcake?” No, I suppose not. “That’s it. They’re nuts and no one likes them.”

The presence of the word “fruit” can also carry a homophobic aspect, but as in this case, it’s not strictly used to imply homosexual disparagement.

Ahem. Yeah. We’re gonna need a reshoot.

Um… minor point of order…. The connection points for the cats / cars was _not_ the mouth-area. That is all, thank you.

props for the accurate use of “santorum.”

That’s very shellfish of you.