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brem@sh.itjust.worksto
Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•Sometimes knowledge is a curse.English
4·14 days agos-s-stranger corkscrew birdthrough
brem@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•GWAR Has Been Receiving Death Threats from MAGA Chud Pissbabies Over Trump SkitEnglish
2·16 days agoToo much codpiece. The appearance of larger genitalia scares the lone MAGA.
…but in a pack, they are known to swarm.
brem@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•GWAR Has Been Receiving Death Threats from MAGA Chud Pissbabies Over Trump SkitEnglish
2·16 days agoThey definitely exist & I know many (including family)
Rubes are a dime a dozen in the central states
brem@sh.itjust.worksto
Europe@feddit.org•German president compares Trump to Putin in scathing criticism of Iran warEnglish
2·1 month agoTrump is smart enough to play dumb, but he has gathered wisdom as Sauroman would~ he has not intelligence, for his greed and love for gold doth rot his addled & weary old brain.
Is that an American plan or a Russian plan?
It’s a rich-people plan
They apparently eat spiders seen as harmful to humans, such as the hobo spider and brown recluse. Due to their poor eyesight, they spend hours building intricate messy webs.
Triangulate cobweb spider
Scientific name: Steatoda triangulosa.
Other names: Triangulate bug spider; triangulate cobweb spider.
brem@sh.itjust.worksto
Europe@feddit.org•German president compares Trump to Putin in scathing criticism of Iran warEnglish
2·1 month agoWell, first of all; Trump has dirt on people who have dirt on people. And he has money. And because he is a puppet, he is useful. And because he is dumb & greedy he is easily manipulated. And he learned how to grease the right palms. And he goes in line with the plan to turn the average person into serfs.
brem@sh.itjust.worksto
Europe@feddit.org•German president compares Trump to Putin in scathing criticism of Iran warEnglish
1·1 month agoIn which way? Do you mean Russia is using the US to suppress Venezuela, Cuba, Syria and Iran? That would be very far fetched.
Russia isn’t losing anything by sacrificing humans & infrastructure within it’s vassal states. If anything, it’ll make it easier for them. Cuba is only in their interest due to it’s strategic location. Venezuela is useful for it’s oil. Syria is a buffer. That’s not how I see them, but strategically; that’s what they are. And by “them” & “Russians”, I don’t mean the average citizen. I mean the ones in charge. I feel like I should make that clear.
brem@sh.itjust.worksto
Europe@feddit.org•German president compares Trump to Putin in scathing criticism of Iran warEnglish
2·1 month agoI have no proof, but my instinct & sense of deduction tells me that Putler has the missing pieces of the Epstein files. The stuff that undeniably exposes Drumpf for the sick corrupted bastard that he is.
Anything done for the elite is simply allowed because it benefits the cesspool.
brem@sh.itjust.worksto
Europe@feddit.org•German president compares Trump to Putin in scathing criticism of Iran warEnglish
2·1 month agoIn which way? Do you mean Russia is using the US to suppress Venezuela, Cuba, Syria and Iran? That would be very far fetched.
No nation or person should be getting used
It shouldn’t. But it will continue because people in the US either feel helpless or don’t feel responsible
Some of us care & are trying to help.
brem@sh.itjust.worksto
Europe@feddit.org•German president compares Trump to Putin in scathing criticism of Iran warEnglish
22·1 month agoThis just seems like oppression with extra steps, for the sake of confusion.
I don’t see how any of this should involve children or hungry normal human beings just trying to survive.
brem@sh.itjust.worksto
Europe@feddit.org•German president compares Trump to Putin in scathing criticism of Iran warEnglish
42·1 month agoIf he isn’t working for Russia, he’s coincidentally doing everything that’s in their best interest. Either way, he sucks.
brem@sh.itjust.worksto
Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Zohran Mamdani Gets 8,000 Potholes Filled in a Single DayEnglish
3·1 month agoThe important thing about having books is the option to read them.
brem@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man who talked down hospital bomber says would-be attacker asked for a cuddleEnglish
10·1 month agoOne of them was just sad, the other is deranged with greed & addled brain.

















Real Christians have this tattoo’d on their taint.