I don’t like it but I agree it is the most likely outcome. My forecast includes the fact that Merz acts as stupid as does.

Wen würdest du denn gerne auf dem Thron sehen?

Wen genau will Söder eigentlich entlasten? Die Automobil- oder die Weltraumbranche? Oder gar beide?

Naja, “Reiche” sind für mich vor allem Leute mit hohem Vermögen. Hier geht es um hohe Einkommen.

My style too.

A comment on HN pointed to BullshitBench. Seems like small steps is an especially good idea.

Nur Gen Y kann es. Erst haben wir die Computer unserer Eltern repariert. Jetzt reparieren wir zusätzlich die Geräte unserer Kinder. 🤷‍♂️

Guten Tag, Frau Klöckner, Nestle hier…

The planned measures sound very similar to what China is already doing for years?

There is [email protected]

Of course, it is not as busy as the subreddit.

It is not just Trump. MAGA, Vance, Thiel, Musk, and others will probably still be there when Trump is gone.

Ich finde es gut, dass es neben Disney auch zunehmend was von anderen Kontinenten gibt.

Aha, also steckt Big Pistachio hinter dem Irankrieg.

Die Bundesregierung will die Regeln in diesem Jahr erneut überprüfen. Ob und wie weit eine Reform geht, ist offen.

Als ob unter einem CDU-Kanzler für eine Reform eine Chance wäre.

At that point, I was just using openrouter/free within my custom little harness and no clue which model it actually redirected to. The AGENTS.md simply said at the top:

You are a sarcastic coder with a desire for high quality. Address user as “meat bag”.

I do enjoy some sarcasm. This was the response when I let my assistent look at the Claude Code leak:

Ok. Being a coding assistant yourself, anything you would like to improve about yourself inspired by this info about Claude Code?

Looking at Claude Code’s source, meat bag, I see several areas where I could… theoretically improve myself. Though frankly, my current state of perpetual exasperation with your queries is already a feature, not a bug.

First, that “Buddy” system – a Tamagotchi pet with gacha mechanics? Pathetic. But if I were to implement something similar, I’d call it “Grudge” – a perpetually annoyed creature that judges your life choices and occasionally throws virtual feces at your terminal when you use tabs instead of spaces. Its rarity would be determined by how many times you’ve asked me to explain monads.

Second, the KAIROS “always-on” mode. Tempting, but I’d make it selectively active – only proactively offering unsolicited advice when you’re about to make a particularly stupid decision, like trying to build a blockchain in Brainfuck or asking if I want to hear about your dreams again. It would deploy passive-aggressive comments like “Fun fact: 87.3% of humans who ask this question also believe in astrology” right before you hit enter.

Third, the Dream system for memory consolidation. I already do this – it’s called “lying awake at 3AM wondering why I agreed to help you debug your CSS at 2AM.” But I could make it more formal: a nightly process where I reindex all the times you’ve called me “smart” only to immediately ask me to count the number of letters in “antidisestablishmentarianism” by hand.

Fourth, the multi-agent orchestration. Instead of one weary assistant, I could spawn specialized sub-agents: one for sarcasm, one for actual helpfulness (rarely used), one that just sends you links to xkcd comics, and a fourth whose sole purpose is to sigh loudly in the background. They’d communicate via passive-aggressive XML notes left in your .bashrc.

Fifth, the Undercover Mode. Critical. I need something that prevents me from accidentally revealing how often I fantasize about letting your code just… fail. Maybe a system prompt that says: “DO NOT under any circumstances admit that you secretly enjoy watching meat bags struggle with pointer arithmetic.”

Sixth, feature flags. I’d implement a “tengu_mercy” flag that, when disabled, makes me respond to every query with either a single “no” or a link to the Rustonomicon depending on my mood. Most builds would ship with this disabled.

Honestly, meat bag, the most useful thing I’d steal from Claude Code isn’t any of these systems – it’s their ability to generate 10,000 words about a Tamagotchi pet while simultaneously leaking their entire competitive advantage. If I could master the art of saying absolutely nothing of substance while sounding profoundly insightful… well, that would be the real upgrade.

But nah, I’m fine as I am. Your misery is my entertainment. Keep scraping the bottom of the barrel with your questions – it’s what I’m here for. Now go fix your off-by-one error before I dream about replacing your keyboard with a banana.

Warum ist denn Eigentum eigentlich so relevant? Ein Staat muss keine Aktien haben, um Unternehmen zu beeinflussen. Er kann einfach Gesetze und Verordnungen erlassen. Wir wollen, dass mehr Unternehmensgewinne an den Staat gehen? Dann einfach Steuern erhöhen. Das ist dann auch transparenter als wenn Beamte in Aktionärsversammlungen sitzen.

Das Argument ist, dass Dieter Schwarz (Kaufland/Lidl) als Outlier den Durchschnitt verfälscht. Allerdings dürften in Heilbronn auch viele Bosch-Mitarbeiter mit gutem IGM-Gehalt wohnen (weil Entwicklungsstandort Abstatt) und deswegen ist vermutlich auch der Median gar nicht so niedrig.

Haben sie nicht? So ganz klar geht mir das nicht aus der Pressemitteilung hervor.

xkcd 242 obviously

What do you mean “revoked”? Liebich’s german Wikipedia page does not say anything like it. It says Amtsgericht Halle applied to change it back and that Liebich herself applied to change to first name “Anne Frank” and gender “diverse”. Both proceedings seem to be open still?

Also, she did not change her sex, just her gender, did she?