PVC pipe, one cap, butane, drill and bits, and a gas grill igniter. It’s basically a potato cannon.

Malort would be way more concerning.

I’m most annoyed by using the “u” as a “c”!

Two words: Saison DuPont

More words: avec les bons voeux de la brasserie dupont

The Narcissist’s Prayer

That didn’t happen.

And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. <— You are here

And if it was, that’s not a big deal.

And if it is, that’s not my fault.

And if it was, I didn’t mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

Time to start painting landscapes.

The body was found a while back. The arrest happened today.

*lose

All that to still misspell Bärenstein

Trying to help people that didn’t know about the alternatives.

SwapMeat

Same as most gas station boner pills. It’s cheaper and easier to just compound the real stuff than it is to come up with something else. When they get caught they “change the formula” and put it right back on the market.

One of the best parts of receiving a present is getting to unwrap it.

Trump said it himself the other day. I’m paraphrasing a little bit because I don’t feel like finding the exact quote, but when talking about Republicans that don’t support this war against Iran he said something like “They’re not maga, I am.”

Historically speaking the cult of personality disappears once the leader dies. Nobody likes Vance and nobody is afraid of him. Yes, he’s going to be bad, but not nearly as bad as what we have.

Magats don’t get into heaven.

Hot!

Yes, but I’d like to see you cumming…

Here! Let me clean off your seat for you!

Wipes face