What are you going to do about it? Every baby gets those.

Wrong. These cats were for killing vermin outside. Guy should have got a couple of big dogs.

Source: kept a bunch of barn cats alive for many years in coyote country.

That’s video game culture where noob is an insult. No way to master something without being a noob first.

If it was forged it was forged by someone with access to files before they were released. Could be the government, a spy, a hacker. Heck, since the president is an inside man, this whole collection could be done over in the same way they did Hunter Biden’s laptop.

The supreme court: we’ll put an emergency stay on this order, pending a decision two years from now, because irreparable harm could happen if we don’t allow Donny to do whatever he feels like.

What a dumb trade. Russia has near zero power in Venezuela.

We had a run

prediction: Lost in a phone upgrade.

She thinks you are not many things

The Buddha would disagree.

Try dropping your phone from a hot air balloon and see which one hits the ground first.

Is this some kind of meta-joke? What does Saddam have to do with 9/11?

And then there’s Mississippi

That’s not gibberish, those are hilarious jokes using sophisticated vim commands. Here’s another, which you have no hope of understanding, but vim users will love:

:%s/ass/butt/g

Doesn’t the death cap mushroom work by destroying your DNA? I would imagine the effect would be similar.

It’s a long “a”? I’ve been using a short “a” this whole time.

What’s with the slut shaming? I thought we liked sluts.

This relatively new. Only “recently” (last couple decades) was it easy to get type info for a variable where it was used.

The other problem is that if your type is merely an alias, in many languages you can still do

interval_minute = interval_second

without the compiler catching it.

Let’s wait until it’s easy.

Iraq is friendly with Iran.

Best outcome is Musk hires a fleet of lawyers who convince the supremes to limit presidential power.