… What?

I’m sorry - are you asking me when I last met Donald Trump because you think that “real life” means only the people I personally come into contact with, and not, you know, things that really happen in the world?

I really hope you’re not lumping Trump in with that whole “most people being reasonably honest and kind” bit. Because, oof.

Well damn. That is really unfortunate.

Not that he has cancer, mind. That’s great. Him getting treated for it is unfortunate.

Well… we don’t live in normal times. In normal times, you’d reflect on your behavior and realize that you’ve been a really shit human being, and take actions to correct it.

Well… good luck to you. I wish you godspeed in your quest to put one over on the asshole who warned you against invading his homeland. Hope you’re quick enough to dodge the first couple dozen drones he sends your way.

Edit: In case it’s not clear, I’m explicitly hoping that you, personally, die in a fire.

It’s exhausting wading through these self-serving, woe-is-me entreaties. “I had no idea he would do the thing he promised he’d do! How was I to know that all those millions of people telling me to not vote for a criminal, rapist traitor were on to something?”

Fuck off and die in a hole, you piece of shit. You inflicted this on us. I do not and will not forgive you.

Honestly, this conclusion makes perfect sense. If you’ve got gender dysphoria, that would produce depression, anxiety, etc. In other words, psychological morbidity. 2 years after starting the process of gender reassignment, you’re still not where you want to be (it’s a long process), but now you have to deal with no longer presenting as a cis person, and so you’ve got added societal pressure increasing depression and anxiety. It’s sort of a “no shit” conclusion, but it’s one that would be easily touted by bigots as the reason why they think “trans people” shouldn’t exist.

No, they do exist. It’s just that everything is fish.

I read an article several years ago that was arguing that blackberry plants should be classed as carnivores. The idea sounds absolutely absurd, but the more you squint at it, the more sense it makes. Blackberry bushes grow incredibly dense thickets of brambles, and those brambles snag and don’t let go easily. Shepherds in areas with blackberry bushes often have to rescue sheep that eat the blackberries and get stuck in the brambles. If they don’t get rescued, they’ll eventually die and decompose, thus adding a bunch of nitrogen and other useful chemicals to the soil which cause the plant to become larger and healthier.

So while they don’t actively kill creatures like the venus fly trap or pitcher plants, they do grow in a way that can trap and kill animals, and they benefit hugely from the nutrients those animals provide.

I’m sure that posting a picture of himself getting felt up by Jesus a doctor is going to go over great.

Given the fact that he couldn’t walk around outside without random Korean dudes zoning in on him and smacking the shit out of him, I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that it’s going to be a particularly tough 6 months for him.

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It was a publicity stunt to promote his tax policy that lets certain people deduct up to $25k on tips. A random doordash driver would not be allowed access; even given how deeply incompetent everybody is over there, there are still SOME security restrictions in place.

I think it must have been a typo, and OP meant to write “Cunting”. Trump truly is the most cunting cunt ever.

Yeah… the president of the United States of America posted this picture on his social media platform earlier today:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-posts-himself-as-christ-after-bonkers-pope-attack/

This AI slop is just an improvement on the AI slop he posted earlier.

Don’t sleep on falling on her own sword. That’s always an option, and it’s one that I, personally, would recommend for her.

Corey Booker has taken in over $700,000 in “donations” from AIPAC. I don’t think he’s “bearing” anything with that grin.

https://readsludge.com/2025/10/16/while-some-democrats-ditch-aipac-cory-booker-cashes-in/

We should treat him like an Egyptian pharoah, and entomb him with all of his cabinet members.

You can say “With a mortar launcher.” Because that’s its own sentence.

I adore the whimsy of this.