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No, he didn’t succeed.
I’ll have to send somebody else to shoot next time.
How did you know I have a time machine and went to the far future?
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United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Trump says 'shooter apprehended' after president rushed from White House Correspondents' Dinner
3·1 天前There’s already footage of security shooting at the person trying to run into the event.
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United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Trump says 'shooter apprehended' after president rushed from White House Correspondents' Dinner
1·1 天前The person tried to run into the event, security then fired.
How does Hasan Piker get the title communist?
Has he even ever advocated for a socialist revolution?
At guillotine time for the Usonian affluent
folaht@lemmy.mltoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•If humans eat food all the time, shouldn't they also be made of food over time?
1·3 天前Based on the information he provided, I don’t think there’s anything to worry about — It’s important to note that it’s not about “we” are “they”, but more often than not, it’s about us as a human species.
You’ll have to take the DeLorean.
It’s out in the back.
I have, but he’s known to have hanged himself with bedsheets from his bunk bed in prison,
so it’s a well-kept secret.
I literally had the best experience of all time at that event.
And even Ernest was impressed on what happened,
and you know stoic he is.
He’s like the most stoic guy on the planet.Once in a lifetime experience.
You really should have been there.
Beautiful lyrics.
Did you write this yourself?
It’s guillotine day and we’re running out of oligarchs to entertain the crowd.
folaht@lemmy.mltoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•What are you going to do about Lay's redesigning their bags?
2·3 天前I had no idea they were into luxury products.
You mean that one thing that mystifies you?
as I do that voodoo that I do so well.Well that something is one thing that I simply won’t tell
So let me do that something to you that nobody else
could do.
Make the Affluent Guillotined Again
folaht@lemmy.mltoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•What would you think about someone asking internet strangers what they would think about their abnormal behaviour?
2·3 天前Hey, collecting guillotines just happens to be my hobby, okay?
There’s no way I would use them on anyone during president’s day.
folaht@lemmy.mltoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•What if every law enforcement agent in the world simultaneously got the idea to arrest Trump and they won't give up til they get him?
4·3 天前He’d get arrested the same day and immediately commit suicide in prison as he hangs himself from his bunk bed using bedsheets. Doctors would confirm his non-suspicious cause of death in seconds and JD Vance would take over.
No bonbons were thrown or otherwise used during this scenario.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Do guys that cat-call women actually think that women like that stuff or is it that they are like bullies who take pleasure on heckling people to annoy them like in middle and high school?
1·4 天前When is catcalling catcalling. Is asking someone out catcalling?
Is asking someone out on the street catcalling?



Are you being sarcastic?
Because, and anyone correct me if I’m wrong,
most people here know that what happened during the Tianenmen square insurrection was:
These insurrectionists went a lot further than the Usonian Jan 6th protest mostly known as the “Freedom Plaza massacre” where “peaceful protesters” entered the capitol building in order to “stop election fraud” where “perhaps 10s of thousands civilian lives were killed as US security opened fire at these peaceful protesters”, because unlike CIA-backed insurrectionists, these “peaceful protesters” were ordered by their higher ups to leave immediately instead of being encouraged to block the US army from arriving at Capitol Hill or attack the US army for that matter.