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Cake day: June 4th, 2025

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  • Well, it’s OK. We’re just friends and have been living together for the past, I wanna say 7 years? Thereabouts.

    She’s really needy sometimes, like she literally will not get off me, but at the same time she has this weird aversion to touch, like I can’t even glance her way and she thinks I’m insulting her or something.

    And for eating?! Dude, she doesn’t cook, EVER! I cook for both of us! Well, for years now I don’t even cook, I just buy some cans of stuff for her and she eats it, doesn’t even bat an eye either. Her food habits are kinda nasty, though… I guess it’s different cultures? She doesn’t use cutlery at all, she doesn’t even use her hands, just straight mouth!

    Also, I don’t mean to be uncouth, but she’s very hairy. Inhumanly hairy, I’d say; it’s weird, and annoying.

    Anyway, her name’s Mimi, my cat.