Sprite is a bit different, but Coke, Pepsi, Mt Dew, and Dr Pepper (for example) have both Diet and Zero Sugar options. They have different sweeteners and flavors, with the Zero being closer in taste to the sugar version.

That link shows $119?

They most certainly are not.

This is hilariously wrong

You keep saying that, but it’s not going to happen

Zero sugar soda is the way. Diet tastes awful.

You’re right. We should get rid of all concerts and music.

How brave

Giving sheep a haircut is cruel?

Hilarious and deserved.

Isn’t that a map from the popular game ToeJam & Earl on the Sega Genesis?

Roughly 10x cheaper from what I’m seeing ($50,000/missile vs $500,000/missile)

When did violet get a new ride?

It’s only rape if it’s from the Rape region of Iran. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling assault.

Egg Inc is pretty great

No, pretty sure this was after Iran sunk a cargo vessel carrying paint for the Blue Man Group

I get what you’re saying, but usually the bag is sealed from the restaurant with a sticker. The driver is not able to check the items.

How does Doordash have any control over the restaurant messing up my order?

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