I’m all in with my tin foil hat on. This just stinks of a poorly staged propaganda event. Why was he even there? He hates that event. That security was ridiculous, the guy did a 100 yard dash right past everyone who were just standing around socializing. Trump immediately brought up his bunker/ballroom in the press conference. He’s running out of time to get that built by January 2029.

So he fell down then

They’ll get him one of those John Wick suits

I heard he had a Patriot missile and he arrived in an Abrams tank

Good luck finding all that typewriter ribbon.

3 months in that thing unable to lay down.

Right now I’m the only one in the house who can print without issues and it’s only from my phone via WiFi. The desktop and another phone cannot print at all. A 3rd phone can print but has to select the paper tray on the touchscreen every time.

beep beep

Bailing water out of the Titanic.

I think she is the Fixer

Ya know how when TV’s used to be unplugged from cable and it was just the black and white static/snow? That’s how my mind sometimes feels.

What is supposedly wrong with my operating system?

Dr. Obama healing him with wokeness

It can be a benefit for night shift folks because that can really start to mess with your head. A digital watch can be a big help too.

Their base eats that shit up and they’ll keep using that tired line until it stops working.

It will lose you the midterms until the elections are determined to be rigged and the newly-elected Reps are not seated.

It’s possible. Very small chance but it does happen.

Make your first or last name the name of the website so you know who sold your email address to spammers.

I would ask if I could go to the bathroom because that’s all the French I remember from 7th grade.

Not one dog? This is bullshit.