Why does Google Forms look like Microsoft Teams?

If I digest it and poop out normal poop, PFAS

I’m pretty sure Microsoft has more people working on Linux stuff than Canonical has total employees.

I thought X was the everything app?

Did your new boyfriend’s son say that too, or was his response more like “why’d you steal my girlfriend, dad?”

Some Canonical employees are working on it but it’s not originally a Canonical project.

And yet in the picture he’s sitting. You had ONE JOB, Wikipedia!

If both employers have the same policy, one spouse selects primary and the other selects secondary.

My work gives parental leave based on whether they’re the primary caretaker or the secondary one. The primary gets 6 months, the secondary gets 3.

What decider whether you’re primary or secondary? Simple. If your partner is taking more than 3 months they’re primary.

What this means in practice is that for US-based employees pretty much everyone at my company is the primary caretaker since few people’s spouses even have the option for more than 3 months.

Asking people to vote for Jill Stein is a great way to show your unseriousness. Good job.

Motorcycle? Those muscular legs clearly indicate an acoustic bike commuter.

Hopefully their plan for software sovereignty includes using a European desktop environment.

Leftover broad is worse. Leftover cheese is edible on its own.

That’s a systemd slurpee.

Green energy

As of this writing they’re still over 300,000 km away from the Earth. https://artemis.cdnspace.ca/

I need to know more about it. Is this a “you get to be part of the main crew” thing, or just “you exist in that universe?” Because it’d be cool if I could be a Bob-like AI in the Bobiverse, but if I were simply transported into the Bobiverse in 2026 well… I’m not sure I’d even notice.

Ohhh right that makes sense. I was only thinking of ways to use rocks to boil water to make electricity. So I missed geothermal and disregarded photovoltaics.

I’m gonna need help identifying all of them. So far I have burn them, smush glowing ones together, and reflect radiation with them.

Especially when you make a good cuppa with it.