He wasn’t even shot at. It doesn’t seem like they were even near him or in the same room.

Please don’t kink shame.

How dare you speak out against my community’s most lucrative police fundraising scheme: DUI checkpoints outside bar parking lots.

They need to be near the White House in order to justify building a fortress at the White House.

Give it a European-sounding name first.

The Spühlmößen: Adventure awaits!

Holy shit that is the quintessential Mar-a-Lago face.

Good point. Anyone who indulges this narcissistic pedophile in a photo op has no self-respect.

Guys, I’m beginning to think this guy doesn’t respect women. Or anyone.

Consume too much? Dead.

Inhale too much? Dead.

Go too deep into it? Dead.

We really should be regulating the stuff.

Now do subnetting!

Where will you park your F150 and Waverunners™?

Set a timer?

Also a good reason not to pay.

Maybe a dumb question and I don’t know how the military works, but can they commander of the Sub or Carrier mandate it?

I remember my friend telling me I was making a mistake for letting a $1400 medical bill go to collections. They told me my credit score would suffer. I said I didn’t care. I wasn’t trying to get a loan at the moment and I wasn’t trying to impress anyone at the bank. Even if it dipped, I didn’t care.

You did the right thing. Wait until that local dealer gets more successful and starts leaving larger sums at that dead drop.

Scool. Nawmsain?

I don’t think a month would have been enough for me.

At first I thought that was a sea serpent next to it and wondered if this map was actually older than 1858. Or do they still exist?

I’m going to ruin the joke and admit I don’t know what that is.