My man draws a bespoke image for this by hand and you nitpick? I will fight you.

You have far too much trust in your printer

I clicked in hope of sexy images not interest in the poster. But I still love you.

Are you an idiot?

Never have a gun within reach of the printer. Do you want to die?

I don’t need to fix her

Furry transfem transform?

Is it just me or do these guys always look like they’d look you in the eye while committing any imaginable atrocity?

Well it’s either you or her. Get better at communicating or tell her to figure out her shit.

“doing my nut in” is doing my nut in

horcelain throne

Ah, yes, lies.

But what do I do with the body?

Whoops that’s salvia!

Nah. Over meaning greater than.

I like the pictures of corn and peas in the meme in case we can only understand by image

Straight up lost my shit laughing at this. Thank you.

Application:

I’m nearly at the fitness level I’ve always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I’m looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.

Also I’m very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU

Fuck the survival of your race at least you get a few more years.

Dumb luck

Ohhhhh gotcha