Why then, do people quickly look away and start walking faster when I smile at them?

Heaven forbid I wish them a good morning, they look at me like I’m insane for daring to speak to another human

But how do you pee! And let’s not forget the all important 3am glug glug hydrate from the glass of water next to the bed aaahhhhhhh

Don’t worry too much, you’re all just the fun little people that live in my phone, even Donald Trump is in there!

Maybe if I shake my phone a bit you’ll fall into the same memory address as him? Worth a shot

The rich ruling class won’t even let us die in peace.

That’s Drew Scanlon, from back when he was on Giant Bomb live shows. Awesome guy, so strange that he became a meme! xD

Tiocfaidh ár lá ♥️

Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow?!

Brings a tear to my eye 🥲

Look man this Sauron guy can’t be all bad, he’s really reinvigorated Mordor’s dying steel industry!

What’s with all the memes about drugs today

That must have been an interesting 10 minutes on set haha ^^

“They just leave it at the door”.

Fucking EXACTLY. They’ve started copying bloody American delivery idiots and started dumping parcels outside the house in plain view of the street (what’s to stop someone from stealing it, or the rain from destroying it?!).

Absolutely infuriating! Imagine a parcel travelling hundreds, sometimes thousands of miles through a complex logistics network to get all the way to my door…

… And then instead of delivering it (it must be put through the letterbox or handed to a resident, as has always been the case for any delivery here), they just say “fuck it I’ll just dump it”, and they fuck off. Often they don’t even bother knocking or waiting 30 seconds for someone to come to the door at all, even for the elderly.

Naturally they don’t even close the garden gate behind them either. Utter disrespect for everyone and everything.

Oh, and that’s all IF they even get the right house! Nevermind that the address is clearly printed on the package, and clearly shown on the house. They like to not only deliver to the wrong house, but THROW the parcel into a complete stranger’s BACK GARDEN over a tall fence, and then have the nerve to take a photo of it as “proof of delivery”! The cheek!

Absolute cunts this new generation of delivery people, no basic respect, not doing the job properly at all, half the time the parcel never even arrives (and yet they’ll say they attempted delivery - no you didn’t, I was watching the garden the whole morning).

I fucking hate them with a passion.

Any new delivery company that is founded with the motto “we deliver parcels like it’s 2005” is going to be hugely successful, because we’re all sick of the current useless American-style lot we have now. Even Royal Mail’s gone to shit the same way these days, and they were the last bastion of proper delivery people.

haha, I was just thinking about how this is very noticeable here in Manchester, then saw the URL!

Assuming your family had the money to pay for the fancy TV channels that got these shows, otherwise good luck it’s just the 4 regular terrestrial channels and reruns of Thunderbirds and Danger Mouse xD

So true fam, good thing we’ve got the best, most free democracy here in England 👏♥️

To be fair to them, my parents grew up on a farm without electricity or running water. Unsurprising that they have less student debt than I do :3

the device directly targets the olfactory bulb in your brain with “focused ultrasound through the skull”

Fascinating! I never would have expected this outcome.

“One small step for a man”

I know, I know, it’s not as poetic sounding and not how history most often quotes it, but that’s what he actually said, the “a” just gets a bit lost in his way of speaking and the less than perfect radio downlink.

Once you know the actual quote and think about it, it makes way more sense too haha :-D

Enjoy your free speech while you still have it because this is a clear attempt to erase that right.

Given that we’re on a global community, how will this erase my right to free speech here in Europe?

Or were you, like so many, just assuming everybody online lives in your country, so why bother mentioning what country you’re talking about in your title or description?

Millennials were ABSOLUTELY all about the lols, I can assure you. It was the most widely used acronym everywhere (second being brb, I would wager).

We roflcopter’d and roflmao’d with the best of em! lol