God bless you, Achooweather. You nose what’s up!

That’s like if I was a chef who poisoned people’s food because my boss told me to and they fired me after. Just because I’m not their chef anymore doesn’t mean I’m off the hook.

While they were basket weaving, Jesus took egg, said the blessing, colored it, and giving it to his rabbits said, “Take and hide; this is my chocolate.”

Yeah, that always seemed like a marketing gimmick not based on any science to me

They ask for it to store a date today, ask for IDs the next. Heck they already want 3d printers to somehow identify if they’re printing parts that can be used in guns, but 3d printers don’t have that kind of computing power nor should they need that so odds are most companies will require an internet connection and upload to a central server to be analyzed. And thus privacy goes away unintentionally.

Technically there’s no way to know if they hide their identity and use a voice changer, but I was mainly joking

False, child labor is illegal

Has that helped you? whenever I’m trying to find a niche problem I come across it and it tends to just reiterate the same information I already knew in a more roundabout way. Maybe I’m biased because clicking on links that don’t solve my problem tend to make me more pessimistic, but it feels to me like those sites that used to just be keyword packed lists of links to get themselves higher in the search results.

It’s way easier to explain to customers “these companies have enterprise commitments and long term support available if needed”, I realize that they all essentially run the same stuff but frankly I can’t guarantee I’m always gonna be the one supporting them and it is an added safety net for when they decide not to upgrade for an eternity. Not to mention just about every VPS provider has at least one of those two options available out of the box, they’re frankly the safe boring choices.

Redhat and Ubuntu are controversial for me. Don’t want them for desktop, but for any professional server I would choose them over any of the others (and preferably alpine for any docker containers running on them)

So this monitor monitors you?

If Lego costs an arm and a leg, and you use them to replace your leg… Imma need to see the upper half of this photo to confirm a hypothesis.

“OooOooh! That’s Terrible! 😃🍿” - Bill Hader on SNL as Keith Morrison on Dateline

*except Batman, but that’s why it’s fiction

Exactly, Santa’s always watching and audit logs get complicated

Sender listed as Axe Body Spray HQ

Can you site your sources from the global south? Also who says they’re not both wrong? Flawed governments spring out of good ideas all the time, humans have a bad habit of cutting corners and the world is more grey than that.

So you’re saying you took this with a Coomera Camera? I’ll see myself out.

The key is to really make it sound like you’re telling a story, offhand jokes aren’t normally formatted like that.

"Be careful, a table accidentally lost their forks in the chicken, and I really used to like them… "

Do not give any details because in your mind it’s self explanatory what you mean. If they ask how that happened, that’s when you respond: “turns out soup is hot and wet.”

“Honey” is clearly a code name, he’s complicit!