It’s a fine reason, if it’s not every day for two weeks running. You make sacrifices for your spouse. Mine likes early morning sex. I hate everything on the planet in the early morning, but I’ll soldier through it almost always for her when she’s horny. She probably isn’t overjoyed while giving me BJs, even though she’s quite good at it, and yet she offers them up pretty regularly.
Starting to get that Men In Black alien in a human suit look to him.
Any marriage in which one partner is “denying” the other sex, without good cause, shouldn’t continue as a marriage.
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I think he had a flashback to when he was 29 and was deathly afraid of dying without ever getting to touch a boob.
They flew in some old gal from Arkansas that looked like half chewed beef jerky who (if she actually was a door dash lady) was old enough that she should be retired but obviously couldn’t get by without having to work for door dash during her golden years so that she could gush over how wonderful it was that her tips weren’t getting taxed.
It came out that they’d used the same lady as a prop at some other political circle jerk in the months prior.
She needs to honor her late husband and just accept that some deaths may be necessary to keep the spirit of the 2nd amendment intact.
Are all of these shooters going to Storm Trooper training academy or something?
Good lord even she got the Jigsaw surgeries
When I was 10ish I mixed up organisms with orgasms. Talking to my adult brother-in-law and sister “there are a lot of weird orgasms in this level.” Contra.
ngl if one of my kids said this in the same context I’d just respond with the Grizzly Adams nod.
The last part is why we’ll see the rare Trump threat follow-through on firing the Fed chair. He will install a sycophant to juice the economy with extremely low interest rates, and create a perception of a healthy economy until the midterms pass.
Trump can’t fire the Fed Chair though. Doesn’t mean he won’t try, but it would just lead to a year long court battle that the Supreme Court might actually rule against Trump on.
Step one: Become a billionaire
Every now and then he accidentally tells the truth.
I feel like 75% of what would come out of this Joe Biden’s mouth would be references to banging your mom.
Iran was probably where caucasians originated from.
“So jot that down, NERD!”
The new predictive model.
Gasoline has something like 3.5 million calories per gallon. That’s enough to last the drinker a lifetime!
Bruh. Read what you wrote and take a look in the mirror. You are destined for failure after failure in relationships if you can’t escape from your own ego.