Goodharts Law: When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.

Celsius makes most sense in places that experience proper winter.

Is it above 0? Then the snow is melting. Is it below 0? Then the melted snow has turned into slippery ice. Have fun!

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When you’re seen as an adult by society

I drive perfectly though. No one drives better than me.

Make deal.

Don’t do your part of the deal.

The deal is retracted.

Art of the deal.

It’s all probably just weather balloons

Making new friends is a commitment. People don’t have the energy for another commitment.

I tend to only drink black coffee no sugar.

But oat milk has in general replaced most of my uses of cow milk. I tried it once for my breakfast cereal, and that was enough for me to never look back. I prefer its taste, and I don’t need to worry about lactose which I think I’m starting to get intolerant of. It has also longer shelf life.

My favorite use of it is to make matcha latte.

The brand I’m using is Oatly.

What if it starts with self love?

Isn’t Bernie independent?

Australian magpies can be pretty aggressive

They’ll find a way to blame it on Obama

He has belonged to the same nationalistic party as Orban, but he’s more friendly towards EU rather than Russia. It’s an improvement for the European alliance at least.

He also killed Pope Francis

Only some of the new code does. Unfortunately, most of the code base is 10 years old written in the good ol’ Anarchy Driven Programming paradigm.

Another movie pitch:

Due to management decision, a code freeze has been mandated to the main branch. 50 feature branches have accumulated waiting to be merged.

Management has now finally approved to lift the code freeze - but only for 24 hours. Will the poor engineering team manage to merge all feature branches in time?

Usually 7 hours.

MAGA believes this war should’ve done sooner (Biden and Obama didn’t have the balls to do what Trump did!), and high gas prices are due to past presidents slow to action.