shiftymccool

I wasn’t aware of this comic, thank you for remedying that!

What would you have used, buttons?

The extra 1% is for extra gayness

Milk brand snob? JFC…

Musk / Bezos / any CEO: HEHEHE you said “duty”

(They don’t give a shit)

This is going to be a very difficult hill to die on as time goes on…

Hetzner VPS?

Twist: you secretly own those companies too

Wow! You’re a treasure trove of bad opinions…

Anybody can use tricky math and crow about the results. So, even though you are most likely wrong, it doesn’t matter. I couldn’t care less if every American tripled their wages under Trump because that tiny-handed, mushroom-dicked, orange pedophile rapes kids. Your achievements cease to matter once you put your dick in a kid. Your opinion ceases to matter once you defend someone who puts their dick in a kid.

The purpose of organized religion. Before that, it was just people doing their best to explain really weird shit the world did

Shit headline. Not blocked, just business as usual

Tiktok 🤮

Get yourself a mini pc or old laptop and control your own future: https://github.com/dani-garcia/vaultwarden

When “brown people = bad” is the main reason or doing anything, that makes you evil. I don’t care how much disinformation you’re being fed, at some point you have to use common sense and logic

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I’m perfectly capable of loathing the total waste of moisture Chuck the human being was while finding Chuck Norris jokes to probably be my favorite internet thing of all time. We all know he sucked, laugh at the joke anyway

That melting fuck needs to finish his transformation into a flesh puddle

First Amazon now Tinder… Who gave them the idea the term “camera roll” is a thing? Nobody “shops their camera roll” or allows “scanning their camera roll”. Where the fuck did this shit come from?

EDIT: I’m old enough, by far, to know the origin of the term, i just think it’s stupid that companies are suddenly using it in commercials over more common modern terms like gallery