I think that’s a good song spoiled by Axel Rose’s vocals.

“Praise You Like I Should” by Fatboy Slim. I don’t like any of his music, but that’s the one I have to turn off. A single sustained tone is not music, Slim. It’s an equipment malfunction.

“My government does not represent me” sounds like the American leftist’s version of “thoughts and prayers”.

Sounds like a good way to get suicided. My feed as of writing this:

Maybe there’s a limit to how big they can build a hole in the ship that leads directly to vacuum.

I assume the moustache is the politician, not the man behind it.

Not having kids. I have hobbies, and money/time for them.

One of the previous popes called childless couples selfish. I say a never-married 70-year old operating the world’s largest paedophile welfare programme has nothing to say to me about child-rearing.

Love “Everybody Wants To Be An Astronaut” by Royal Republic. The rest of their music isn’t like that.

The Dark Knight Returns is great, but I can’t recommend the sequel series. Frank Miller pivots to…

‘On’ Spain?

When I was a teenager an American visitor wrote to our biggest newspaper calling us a shitty little 3rd world country for not serving hashbrowns. Which is how I learned what a hashbrown is. I can see why you like them, they’re in the same conceptual space as potato chips. Not sure you’ll get my buy-in as a breakfast food, though. So greasy!

*considers*

…No.

Our planet once ate another, smaller, planet.

There’s a pie in that soup, isn’t there - digger?

I used to have a tuna casserole recipe that came out of the oven completely grey. Grey fish, grey peas, grey cheese. Very tasty. Quite oily though, so probably best if I don’t rediscover the recipe.

No. Who the hell do those people think they are?

“Burn my ebook reader in a consecrated fire, that it might follow me into the afterlife. Don’t forget the charger cable.”

It’d be something on the kazoo, I’m sure.

The online ordering system fritzes out at the last step and I’m not about to call and talk to them.

In the freezer: minced beef, chicken breast, prawn cutlets, sliced bread, frozen mixed vegetables and packs of diced onion/celery/carrot for soup. Also mozzarella because I buy it by the kilo and like to make Italians cry.

In the cupboard: canned kidney beans, black beans, butter beans, chickpeas, chopped tomatoes, corn kernels, coconut milk. Tuna. Rice, dried fettucine, macaroni and spirals. Red lentils because you can always find them at the supermarket. Jarred pasta sauce.

In the vegetable drawer: onions, carrots, potatoes and (when available) beets, brussels sprouts, cauliflower, broccoli, radishes. Spinach or lettuce.

In the fridge: milk, margarine, at least three kinds of cheese, sliced ham. Jarred crushed garlic, because I’m some kind of human animal.

In the spice rack: cumin, oregano, thyme, bay leaf, parsley, basil, smoked and sweet paprika.