We need something for people with menopausal brain farts.

Aww, shame. But great that you tried.

Needs moooore cheese. That eggplant needs to be drowning in it. Source: Sicily.

Mince is cheaper than beans where I live (Germany).

It was a chip from the teleprompter.

There was no ear wound. His ear has no marks on it.

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Did you buy her one? She must have been desperate.

I find a lot of German footy fans to be reasonably well behaved, despite the booze. It does depend on the team. Same for teams from other countries, I suppose. There was a bunch of Swiss fans (from Bern, iirc) a while ago who all dressed and marched like Proud Boys and sang songs that were absolutely terrifying. Their team lost. Karma.

Pearls. Like Cleopatra.

Post it on Facebook. I know it’s Of the Devil ™ but I found a cat a few weeks ago, posted him on the local group and I’d found the owner in less than a day.

My kid once calculated the percentage of birds killed by cats and it was something insane like 0.0007%. Shame I can’t find the calculion anymore.

Animal abuse is good news?

“Anyway”

The music is terrible and they all look and sound identical. Their popularity is completely baffling.

My God, they’re clones.

Wrong country.

PS try humans in the annihilation department. Wayyyyyy worse.

Lemmy is full of bots and rage bait accounts.

Cat tax!

Some cats go outside. This is a very healthy looking cat, so I’m sure it has a home. Don’t steal cats.