Are you saying that Wii Sports is nearly as old now as Super Mario Bros was when Wii sports released? Because Wii Sports came out in 2006?

Because SMB came out in 1985 and …

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Jesus Christ.

Essentially the “program” was baked into the hardware design itself. It didn’t have a rom chip or something, it just had hardware circuits dedicated to each function, like drawing the paddle etc.

Man, scummvm has come a long way since I used it to play Sam and max on my GP32X

Iraq, 1991

I mean, yeah, agreed in general but this wasn’t plastic.

The article doesn’t really highlight it, just says it in passing, but:

The structure itself is made of mortar, layered like dull-green frosting by a 3D-printing nozzle

So, it’s made of mortar (the stuff that holds bricks together normally).

Have they approached Madagascar? Feels in character for them to…

Aww. Makes me miss my void. Not that I don’t miss her every day.

Split Seattle like that and you would turn those four other states blue, lol.

…how?

You forgot that Australia / Oceania existed at all though.

The best part is that the sponge was a real sea animal that was mudrered and speared on the end of a stick.

Wait…it’s not tooting anymore?

Sure high speed rail sounds great, but realistically, we’d make a way bigger impact getting decent intercity mass transit everywhere first.

Perhaps it was not an expected hazardous sample / the transporter chief was not notified the sample was present.

I’m struggling for a non shitpost response to be perfectly honest. Voyager was a science vessel… so Perhaps some sample return with quarantine?

I’ll be honest, as much as I dislike consolidation by mega corporations, AvB is such a garbage company that I feel like the only fix is a complete change of ownership, and MS is the only one big enough.

“Why you set my food on fire?”

I think that’s the first time I’ve heard the Galaxy class called “sleek”.

Neat! TIL that can work.

He looks like he’s bean judgey.

I’ll show myself out.