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They look like dogs cosplaying as Holstein and Highland cattle.

I’m pretty sure they make all their money during Lent and it sustains their business for the rest of the year.

The real question is how does one markiply?

Merde

Did they ever make BICycles?

Change my name to John Connor

I still want to see Chief O’Brien show up in season 2 of Starfleet Academy, still fixing things, and no explanation given as to why he’s still alive.

Next step, logging

Makes me want to rewatch Quigley Down Under

Coming from a guy whose first response to compromised shields wasn’t “modulate shield frequencies.”

I’m pretty sure the updates are usually just to replace the icon on your desktop which you deleted immediately after the last update. Who launches Acrobat from the icon anyway? I’ve only ever opened it by opening a PDF directly.

Needs more JPEG

Regardless of whether they can look up or not, they can still see stars at night looking toward the horizon…

Plus it’s got the easiest access to the lavatory.

Miles should just show up in Starfleet Academy, just fixing things and saving the day, but with no explanation given as to why he is still alive.

He likes chicks who do anole

Unironically is an anagram of unicornially.

Do you still have a functional Zip drive?

Eggland’s Best already stamps their logo on the eggs they sell. I consider that advertising on the eggs.

Very true. Though I have encountered many of the train lovers.