I am convinced that game is catnip for engineers

It has everything needed to scratch the itchy parts of the engineer brain, in extremely high concentrations.

Shit’s worse than heroine

conscientious objection

In a country where saying anything bad to the flag is a crime, that is literal treason. You’ll probably get your citizenship revoked just for asking

glory to the Turkish master race

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I am a bisexual guy from Turkey, this is old news.

From what I heard these days you just go to a psychiatrist and act a bit gay. Then if the psych is not an asshole they give you something called “pink certificate” which makes you exempt from military service.

But like, I would give my nudes to the government if it means not doing military service. Nobody can make me serve for this (or any) country

My compulsory service is currently on hold because I am studying in university. Me and my boyfriend are planning to go the the military psychiatrist together to get pink certificates for both of us. Once we finish uni and gtfo of family home ofc

I got a new surface pro 9 last year to run Linux on it

works great

I uploaded my memes to an alt account on my immich server and indexed them with a 400mb ML model

It works suprisingly well

Hell, it works better than google photos for both normal pics and memes

I had an Object Oriented Programing exam today

School computers which always worked fine, decided to not work for some reason. I changed my seat 5 times until I found one which actually connected to Ethernet.

And even then, due to the professor’s shitty server it took me 15 minutes to log in. It is a residential IP from a shitty internet provider, meaning the server probably resides in his house.

Moodle’s exam timer starts after you login so it wasn’t that much of a problem, but still frustrating as hell.

Hard times create strong men.
Strong men create good times.
Good times create weak men.
Weak men make me hard.

beans are back! beans are back on lemmy!

post beans!!!

Breaking News: Fork found in kitchen

Today at approximately 1:27 PM one of our reporters stumbled upon a fork in the kitchen.

Upon closer investigation, the fork was found to contain remains of plant based structures.

It is still unclear as to why this fork was in the kitchen, but according to the experts this is groundbreaking progress in fork research.

Next up: Scientists at CERN say it is possible for water to wet things.

Oh okay sorry. I intended to post a discussion thread and not a news article.

What is the appropriate community for such posts?

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Nope, still in Turkey. Hoping to gtfo of the oligarchy asap.

People in this country don’t really like me so I kind of embraced foreign social media as a way of escaping reality. You may call it a “online gurbet” i guess.

Life is better these days since I’ve gotten a really nice irl safe space of mostly Boğaziçi students.

I hope the situation is better outside

yooo “someone from blahaj zone” yorumunu az önce okudum fediverse cidden küçük bir yer

luv this place <3

Hope we get to see r/turkaaa move here. Turkish Reddit has truly became a lot more fascist in the last few years

yoo we still call it fil (elephant) in Turkey

coool

autism spectrum

well i picked gay and didn’t get a cake

the cake was a lie

Lots of people recommended Zojirushi in this thread. Will definitely give it a try. Thanks

incredibly inconvenient

Imagine sitting in the corner near the plug with your weird resistive heater waiting for the water to get hot. You’d probably become the laughing stock of the whole campus pretty quickly

Also, things get pretty heavy when you have a 4 hour daily railway commute. There has been times when I didn’t take a bottle of water because it hurt my back

So I’ll just stick to carrying grounds and buying hot water. It costs practically nothing compared to my current habit of buying coffee which is a huge hole in my budget