I would not be surprized if Anthropic would actually hire a real developer to make these PRs as a marketing stunt

Podman works perfectly fine on systems without systemd. Alpine Linux with OpenRC is one such example.

Talking to computers. With recent LLM craze it really rubs me the wrong way when people try to reason with an autocomplete as if it is another human being. I also am weirded by others talking to voice assistants like Alexa and using text to speech. Could never force myself to do it, and consider it a form of lunacy, to be honest.