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Sun April 26, 2026
	Drumpf defunds Science. China takes lead. This is what happens when a fraud is elected to run your country source: dailygalaxy.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Off-duty DC cop supercharges mixed reality game experience of unsuspecting 14-year-old girl source: nbcwashington.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	Boy who cried wolf about to become boy who pled not guilty source: gizmodo.com \| share: Copy Link	9

Sat April 25, 2026
	31 sloths destined for Orlando's yet unopened Sloth World tourist trap died in warehouse because it wasn't heated, intended for animal storage source: nbcmiami.com \| share: Copy Link	24

	Manitoba takes an action that will hopefully catch on around the world: No import of US liquor until the Epstein files are released. See Amerikkkans, if you sit there doing nothing, someone else will eventually do your work for you. So congrats source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	39
	At 10:30PM ET Noise Factor does something completely different. What would it sound like if our host DJ'd a wedding? A collection of heavy tracks for newlyweds Bill and Sally. What could possibly go wrong? source: bigeradio.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	"Texas handcuffing judge" is now a former one; more lawyers regret using artificial "intelligence"; magicians make an amicus brief appear in the Supreme Court; Kim K still not a lawyer, and more source: loweringthebar.net \| share: Copy Link	3
	Reset the clock: WHCD Edition source: deadline.com \| share: Copy Link	1152
	MAGAt court decrees that police can arrest you for any reason source: texastribune.org \| share: Copy Link	38

(Some Guy)	Photoshop this backyard sculpture source: pinacoteca-agnelli.it \| share: Copy Link	10
(www.live365.com)	Show #512 of Paul's Memory Bank (8:00 PM ET) brings you 2 hours of semi-randomly selected music from the late 50s thru the early 80's and on The Adventures of Superman, "Dr. Roebling and the Voice Machine" concludes source: live365.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Even rich heiresses aren't safe when les sans-culottes come to visit source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	22
(Some Guy)	"I believe the debate on age limits for social media is precisely the kind of distraction the companies are hoping for. In practice it involves very few restrictions for them" source: uio.no \| share: Copy Link	43
	Bridge constructed two years ago is finally used by the animal it's intended for source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Photoshop theme: if weather was a person source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Structure does not have U&O and is not considered a legal dwelling. Sold as-is source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	88
	You're not crazy, this health program is actually making things worse source: city-journal.org \| share: Copy Link	44
	It may be more like a stay-cation for some this summer source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	52
	"Oh, Muffy? I dare say these street urchins are rather sullying up our lovely Asheville. Aren't we now allowed to incinerate them in an Earth-friendly manner?" source: foxnews.com \| share: Copy Link	87
	Real California deputies arrest fake cop with prop badge & replica gun for boxing in food delivery driver who failed to respect his non-existent authoritah source: dailybulletin.com \| share: Copy Link	30
(Some Guy)	I'm sure letting AI handle 911 calls will work just fine source: milwaukeemag.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	Birds. ancient artifacts, record promotions, and sandwiches are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 17-23 Square Edition source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	18
(Some Guy)	Maybe the next sign at the falls should read "People farking DIE because of doing what you're thinking of doing right now so maybe just farking don't, hm?" source: theoverlooknews.com \| share: Copy Link	85
	It's noble to have a goal in life, even if just to be the best seagull screecher in Europe RIGHT, OFF WITH YOU, THOSE ARE MY CHIPS source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	As if Crypto wasn't shiatty enough, here we have a story about an Andrew Tate impersonating card dealer at a crypto casino source: ibtimes.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	65
	Impromptu Fark party at the Bald Mountain fire tower goes about as well as can be expected source: syracuse.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Day 1,522 of WW3: Vlad's popularity has dropped to 65.6% as the Kremlin enforces a "sovereign internet" crackdown and the Russian economy faces its first contraction since 2023, not that he cares a bit. This is your Saturday Ukraine thread source: kyivpost.com \| share: Copy Link	237
	A memorial is planned to a three-legged cat whose adventures and escapades around a town captured the hearts of thousands. "We could all use a little Salem in our lives, things will never be the same without him." Welcome to Caturday source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	428
	The gambling epidemic is worse than you realize source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	72
	Is there something fishy about fish oil pills? source: azfamily.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Japanese tourist spots are now installing electric fences and launching skyrockets and drones to protect visitors from wild bears source: mainichi.jp \| share: Copy Link	16
	NYS Craft Brewer's Festival - Canalside Buffalo, June 13, 1-6PM - Hey, It's Cheaper Than LA* source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Just like incompetent doctors, incompetent midwives can be unreliable source: wtsp.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Detroit: a great American comeback story where... dammitsomuch, could you creeps manage to maybe not steal the fire hydrants? source: wxyz.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Unlike one's trusted steed back in horse & buggy days, your Tesla's Autopilot won't take you home when you're too hammered to drive source: mysuncoast.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... unless it's your meth lab that blew up and sent thick black smoke all over southern Nevada source: ktnv.com \| share: Copy Link	15

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