$ cat /var/log/motivation.log | grep "success"
No matches found

$ rm -rf /life /depression /pain /failure
Operation not permitted - Dependency not found: soulmate.so

$ ls /emotions
No such file or directory

$ ping -c 1 reality
reality is unreachable (100% packet loss)

$ cat ~/heart.conf
Error: Module not found: soulmate.so

$ curl https://love.com/soulmate.so
curl: (408) Request Timeout – Reconnecting...

$ top
PID    USER         TASK
000   siMobin      overthinking
001   root         pretending-to-be-okay
002   siMobin      missing-her
003   siMobin      replaying-conversations
004   root         simulating-imaginary-future
005   siMobin      scrolling-old-chats
006   root         coding-to-escape

$ top -u siMobin
PID    USER         TASK
000   siMobin      loneliness
001   siMobin      desperation
002   siMobin      seeking-love
003   siMobin      wondering-where-she-is
004   siMobin      scrolling-through-memes

$ df -h /love
Not enough resources – Insufficient funds

$ sudo reboot --hope
Permission denied: Missing dependency — life partner not found