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themuffinator 😀πŸ’₯

The Undisputed Champion of Vibe Coding (court-certified, self-appointed)

Vibe Coder Vibe-O-Meter Powered By
idTech MuffMode WORR Quake 4

πŸ§ƒ About Me (Vibes First, Questions Later)

I vibe in the kitchen.
I vibe while walking the dog.
I vibe in the shower.
I vibe on the shitter.
I have vibed in places that should not legally allow vibing.


Once upon a time I was grinding C++ like a medieval peasant sharpening a sword made of compiler errors.
Then AI changed the game and I evolved into the VibeMaster 5000: now I ship ideas at reckless velocity and use "scope" as a suggestion.



VIBE-O-METER: 9999/10 β€” LIMITER DISABLED

πŸš€ Main Quake Crimes (The Fun Kind)

πŸ₯Š MuffMode (Quake II Rerelease)

The one and only competitive mod: MuffMode.
If you like tight fights, big brain plays, and "how did that hit me?!" moments, you are home.

πŸ”₯ WORR! (Quake II Rerelease - Code Replacement)

WORR! is a full code replacement for Quake II Rerelease with extensive and exciting new features.
More options. More tech. More "what if we just..." energy than is medically recommended.

πŸ›  Tooling Lab

Multiple dev tools in progress because I cannot leave workflows alone.
If it can be automated, it will be automated. If it cannot, it will be bullied until it can.

🧟 Quake 4 Engine Replacement (Nearly Complete)

A Quake 4 engine replacement thats nearing completion.
The goal: modernize, stabilize, and extend without begging 2005 for permission.


🧰 Skillset Badges (Now With Maximum Drip)

Languages πŸ’»

C C++ Python JavaScript TypeScript Lua

Engine / Graphics πŸ”₯

Vulkan OpenGL Shaders Netcode

Build / Toolchain βš™οΈ

CMake Meson Ninja Git GitHub Actions VS Code

πŸ“œ Limerick (Legally Required Nonsense)

There once was a dev full of spunk,
Who vibed in the bath and the bunk.
With Quake on his mind,
He left bugs far behind,
And shipped while the critics just clunk.


πŸŒ€ Vibe Certification Program (Not Accredited, But Should Be)

Have you ever wondered if you have what it takes to become a certified Vibe Coder?
Here is the official self-assessment. Be honest. No one is watching. (Except the compiler. Always the compiler.)

Criterion Failing Passing Themuffinator Level
Coffee intake 0 cups 2–4 cups "I don't track cups anymore"
Commits before breakfast 0 1 Twelve, each more confident than the last
README last updated 3 years ago This year Actively being edited RIGHT NOW
Bugs shipped as features 0 (suspicious) 1–2 "That's not a bug, that's texture"
Response to "have you tested this?" "Yes" (lie) "...mostly" "Define 'tested'"
Game engine relationship status None "It's complicated" Married (Quake 4, idTech 4, we don't talk about idTech 5)

Score yourself. If you got Themuffinator Level on any row, congratulations β€” you're already one of us.


🎲 FAQ (Frequently Unasked Questions)

Q: Is any of this serious?
A: The code is deadly serious. The README is a fever dream. Both are equally important.

Q: How many engines are too many engines?
A: This is a trick question. "Too many" is not a real number.

Q: What IS a vibe?
A: A vibe is what happens when intention meets momentum and neither of them stop to ask for directions.

Q: Can I contribute?
A: Open an issue. If your energy is chaotic enough, you're already hired. (Unpaid. Obviously.)

Q: Is Quake better than [other game]?
A: Yes.


πŸ§ͺ Development Philosophy (Unhinged But Strangely Effective)

  • If it compiles, its a suggestion.
  • If it runs, its a feature.
  • If it crashes, its a "dynamic surprise event."
  • If it works on my machine, your machine is clearly haunted.
  • If it works on your machine too, we have achieved enlightenment (or summoned a demon).

πŸ§™ Summon Me (Ritual Instructions)

Open an issue with:

  • a wild idea 🧠
  • a cursed bug πŸ›
  • a screenshot of something illegal πŸ”₯
  • or the words: "what if we made it Quake but more unhinged"

I will arrive vibrating slightly, with a plan and three alternate plans (all of them questionable).




Final Disclaimer 🧯

All vibes. No warranty.
May contain trace amounts of rockets, railguns, and irresponsible ambition.

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