i invented the computer

by ytcracker

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git init 04:51
Git init Git add asterisk git commit Git push getting that get rich quick Code to the repo breathe a bit I needed it Impregnate a box ill breed a bitch And my dropper file deleted bitch Terminate and stay resident in the memory malloc til i free bitch This free real estate That i keep in their head got em bugging out looking for the root cause Yea i must be the one that they think about every time that they go and boot, pause Every time that they shoot RAWs - im breaking the laws of physics Survival of the fittest but admittedly i fit inside a byte of business Halting problem cause im never finished try to keep up with a modded system image Got em tripping on their round trips My command and control got the ground switch Unremarkable tools in defender rules nemo found like a clownfish I stay down pitch Every time i load a module, sparks Fly off the circuit board illuminate the parts Of the system that i can't see Got command of the memory Welcome to the simulation family Im a damn g Gucci on the jacket and the pants and the bags that i carry Firearm tucked in the cuff in case things get rough Cause the internet is scary I flex so hard if you cross my event horizon Theres a chance that your ears and eyes'll just burst And every time that you see a nerd shine Be assured that i did it first Got my hands in a little bit of everything Im a true main character married to the game And i blame the fact that i learned how to bend the spoon too soon in my path to change it Im outliving all the critics who all said i wouldn't get it every day i touch a keyboard And every hour every minute that im living sybaritic i just see it as my reward I never lie in my lyrics im legitimately living like a lord in my lifetime And i comprehend computers and communicate to coomers cause i came up at the right time Forged in 4chan fortunate to be the man honor all those ghosts who came before me And when im long gone may it keep going on long enough to complete the story But until that day ima focus on the methods Ducking and dodging the spots where the feds live Hacking and spamming and coding the best shit Writing recording and preaching the message And im blessed with a network of nerds At the top of their game inner city to the burbs Who invent and create every little bit of tech That the world is using on daily basis Every one of them is perspicacious With a scientific mind sharpened through the ages - I just stand in amazement Watching all these braniacs go around and rattle cages Inspired by the things that my fans do Ain't a thing that they can't do Be assured all i gotta do is say the word and my nerds Gonna blaze through Lost a lot of my people to drugs and jail And suicide cause we do or die Thats the way this thing goes with my crew and i But i guess that we all keep it moving right Terminal eternally but you know that i ain't sick Out here idling on my nick While i go ahead and do another magic trick Im in a RISCy business Pray to the Spam God and ask forgiveness While i get this bag and JTAG my way through this ZigBee zag Alone on my eleanor rigby swag Arms of my pcbite like an octopus Probes locked while i clock the bus When that console spitting and your boy on a mission Ain't a soul that can dock with us With my tracksuit on swimming in a bootrom Breaking more chips than frito lay My elemental squad xcellerate hard And we sling elite 0day Synthesizing our prizes products go and meet their demises Cuz the size of a buffers wrong Guess youre lucky that were xenophilic spill it in a way That keep the cover on Yea we keep the rubber on gotta keep that high resist Cuz when the current flowing through the bone in my wrist The lightning extending through the top of my tips And everything im touching getting burned to a crisp Petty king of the internet of things Own all the SoCs that respond to my pings Hack a network stack with a broadcast packet And see what the data brings Picture this - who among you is rich as this Cause im telling you anyone who listened is I been giving you the playbook since i was phishing ints Think about the industries i helped build Or the ones that i helped kill List of ringtones on your cell bill Spamtec still thriving on that internet game with an iron will And im still here here to revolutionize what i hold dear in my lifetime And as long as i got your ear pressed to the speaker ima keep you in my sight line Keep me in a right mind - still sober Since 2019 october But that dont mean that im not out here repping the scene Cause i could never be mediocre Pulling up with a squad full of pretty young broads in a blacked out electric benz And im in the back with a blacked out mac m2 and im talking to the camera lens While i send a prototype to the homie blare while he adding to the snapchat Bots and we pimping cam girls on onlyfans got em loading up the cashapp Hop out the sled with a pocket full of bread and i hear the valet call me senpai Over 40 years old still breaking the mold and you know im still peeling antis Saying git init Git add asterisk git commit Git push getting that get rich quick Code to the repo make a hit Still killing it
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samurai 04:03
i've been known to vibe with members of my tribe present them with my slides i keep on my hard drive around the world we fly ian aero the seats guy hit the maximum retries on the burp when the beat dies i'm coming for the glooooobe and everything in it - commander with a squad full of starship lieutenants we keep that /flipper flipper/ - loaded and locked so we can change the television at the bar on the jocks i'm never stepping down in voltage so consider me shocked and i'm still weaving through these wires and adjusting these pots i'm hacking biiiiitch you know we ain't playing sitting on your network bout to go super saiyan all my recon and tools and my proxies and pools all sit loaded up on shell accounts at various schools and all these columns and rows of immaculate flows hacker poetry prose hit it right on the nose i'm blowing flower deep in shinagawa feeling like a (samurai) warrior (samurai) uchigatanas stuffed in my pajamas for swinging at the bands like a (samurai) we are (samurai) the keyboard cowboys if you see us coming better focus (focus) i'm blowing flower deep in shinagawa feeling like a (samurai) warrior (samurai) egg salad sandwich wrapper sitting in my vest top carry round my garbage like its sitting on my desktop exit the train at the next stop hit the markets sifting through components i can use against my targets signal generators with cicada and lena stunt a satchel full of silicon the hardwares in beta i'm constructing these pylons from lithium ions serving up the current that we live and we die on tokyo boot girls cute in kabukicho im on the 44th floor bumpin music yo a couple broads for a couples massage that i ordered using bitcoin and still followed the laws i'm living cyberpunk as fuck and huffing the snow crash run these streets so much i keep on suffering road rash dim the brightness domino is sleeping next to me generating strings with high kolmogorov complexity
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dirty code 03:39
bitch im hella based (based) with a base64 string sitting up in my copy paste and its laced with that hexideci for whoever test me everyone i xss be getting tasty on my testes im remote executing (executing) military mobile menace and my soldiers still saluting wake up in another country in another major city and the entourage that with me keep it moving like a giphy (giphy) check your pull request (request) i start fuzzing all these modules then i offset the address using berkeley packet filters on that chain like i was chompie man im grooming all these pages like im folding origami (gami) this is not a game (a game) i dont care how many letters that you got after your name ive been embarrassing academics since i was a child and most of you professionals dont cut in the wild (yung innanet sample) all i want in life is root ya dig (dig) server-side request forgery (forgery) full read and im hoping that these admins dont get bored of me cause im boring a few holes in their environment sending all these white hats to an early retirement catch me slinging packs (packs) filthy packet that i broadcast out to each one of your MACs then i exfiltrate the booty with the code i got from spooky im dependency injecting in your python and your ruby leaving with the data (data) still the same credentials when your app was still in beta root certificate is sitting in a folder now its mine locked and loaded with a payload that i coded now itssigned know im always watching (im watching) im gon modify an airtag stick it in your spare bag then im following like gollum (like gollum) im a lord of the Ring but i started from the bottom
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tuesday 04:08
i love it when they call me big hapa just another hawaiian styling around the ninth island backstage access preach what i practice other rappers cap or act like they tapped this well of infinity growth but thats jokes all these motherfuckers know theyre broke (it was tuesday) im a renaissance nerd study fancy classics on a bulletin board blaring ANSI graphics - now its first class passes sushi in dubai supercars super smashes supersede a path with the super sweet slashes how i fill a stash overseas where the cash is - and we dont even keep count (it was tuesday) dont even care what amount (it was tuesday) reminded of adventures that my crews been on when i listen to the music that we cruisin on dripping from head to toe all the colors of the rainbow to let them know im on the spectrum zed x flex i talks text em everyone who wants next may god bless them im living every day like your best one all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son living every day like your best one all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son im a hedonistic thrillionaire working remotely working on some gangster shit but dont quote me - im in a foreign land with my foreign mans we keep it tight fifty-five like a four-in-hand - exploiting double frees in the doubletree cooking trouble with the homies got the recipe rest in peace when we call the installer logging all your assets i hit em with the crawler curlin like merlin girl a fuckin wizard yea im waving my antenna like a wand i deliver straight through your suricata like my name was harry potter and you aint doing nada about it (about it) incident response go and watch connections while i add another rollie to my watch collection better watch the weapons that we manufacture cliqued up with the baddest hackers on lovelace dripping from head to toe all the colors of the rainbow to let them know im on the spectrum zed x flex i talks text em everyone who wants next may god bless them im living every day like your best one all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son living every day like your best one all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son awaken to the smell of eggs and bacon im laying with a couple baddies naked the sunlight peek through the open curtains reflect off the ocean surf it look perfect slide off the edge of the bed and start stretching slide on a pair of them pants that i left in the mess on the floor from the night before run my fingers through my hair slide open the door girl number threes already in the kitchen wearing my tshirt with custom stitching she blows me a kiss and i head to the head scroll through my phone leaving broads on read all these broads on deck i just cant believe that a man like me live his fantasy i never planned to be in the position im in but im playing my position and im playing to win (what up druid) dripping from head to toe all the colors of the rainbow to let them know im on the spectrum zed x flex i talks text em everyone who wants next may god bless them im living every day like your best one all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son living every day like your best one all up on my tuesday shit we dont rest son
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benefactor 03:05
i been known to be chasing on occasion these ladies trying to seek an arrangement receive a payment for their time and their energy fields and if i feel them i dont mind if im peeling dollars off i got that goodwill game if you a charity case its like the march of dimes with a march of dimes in between im pulling computer crimes to keep my bank flush command and control the flank in with that tank rush tell me what your dreams and ambitions are do you need a new car? are college admissions hard? i make my bacon staking coins so i can get my loins spread shoot my eggs in many baskets so i beat the point spread do you need your bills covered? i got you baby i can be a good lover just as long you isnt crazy i keep my wallet fat same as my wallet.dat ill be your benefactor ytcracker got your back im investing in their future and they trying to guide me to the dark side bonafide hustlers indeed and if they keep up with my speed i just ask what they need minus that gordon gecko greed cause ill just pay em to leave and the ones i keep around throw it down like they love me when the money changing hands they dont leave so abruptly i wine em dine em in the finest of districts then they show me what is possible flip me like a dip switch they turn me on with their lucky charm and if im lucky they might stay until the morning alarm their time is money and i dont wanna be wasting it sleeping im still a gentleman ill pay for the weekend do you need your bills covered? i got you baby i can be a good lover just as long you isnt crazy i keep my wallet fat same as my wallet.dat ill be your benefactor ytcracker got your back its cheaper than a therapist and cheaper than drugs and i can pay it with the dollars that i made hunting bugs and you can judge if you feel like i am taking advantage but i managed to make this money cause im not average i can spend it like i wanna til im rocking the dentures in a walker taking all my girls on all these adventures call me carnegie im carving it loose carting philanthropic profit like a carton of juice bitch
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i'm a bit of a curator connoisseur of the decadent depraved with a dash of andy tate trying to tell me to get laid and i need a billion buildings otherwise i'll be a failure and i'll be up in my feelings i got callouses up on my thumb from all my scrolling and my wrist is getting tired from this phone i keep on holding (fuck it) baby keep it rolling mama didn't raise no quitter i can feed my algorithm while i bang the babysitter i got gangstalkers filling up my home page - i got hackers on here talking about 0days i got a lady smoking methamphetamine out of her pipe got a deepfake of the president created by the right - and i've been getting ads for these shirts to hide my tummy but i look down at my belly and i don't see nothing funny - ima keep it swiping i'm addicted i'm a fiend it's my ADHD medicine presented on a screen i built this shit brick by brick - give the algorithm one more click only one more reel til i get my fix then it's on to the next platform on my list another goth baddie on my explore tab dressed in lingerie trying to get me to her page bitch i'm trying to get laid i don't need all of these steps and i know your boyfriend reading all your DMs and your texts pages and pages i'm scrolling through these asians falling down the elevator shaft into the basement hey i like your car what do you do for a living? i do a bunch of different things to keep this vehicle, pimpin they tell me to buy real estate they tell me to rent it - they tell me every woman is a slut and defend it they tell me stay independent because a major is danger and they'll be blowing up your spot like it's a hezbollah pager i feel like everything i'm getting fed is garbage to kill me at least it keep me entertained because it's garbage ya feel me fuck it, touch the app again and resume the process oh look it's a new yorker and he's selling some watches! uh
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my element 02:48
ringleader in this circus of circuits may be certified but them bitches be worthless - aint the first time you motherfuckers heard this cyber general im dying in the service if we at war see what war gets i get that rootkit loaded on an arm cortex put them logs in my vortex timestamp order watch me siphon all credentials from the ukraine border you know i keep the payload pristine and i been logging hella hours up on my machine gamer chair got that gangsta lean you terrified keep it crip with the bluetooth blue check verified fifty five on em elemental primitives to chain playing 5d chess on that 5g range serving malware to five eyes like fries at five guys fly by giving wifi these high fives im in my element hacking everything i can for the hell of it im never celibate fucking any system in my $PATH im the model of malevolence a master of my craft how can i be arachnophobic? the web is gay enumerating all these subs like its anime at the mandalay with dawgyg and zlz ziot nagli haddix all the homies sitting next to me free betting all my weaponry we keep them buggies bugging hold it down like im a harness with a harness while im fuzzing - im so entitled cuz my title is the king finding holes like i was titleist bitch every time i swing i get even with my odds (bitch im the house) im still sleeping with these broads (im in and out) dark scientist emeritus im out here on the streets got a flipper in my pocket and that dolphin unleashed saying fuck the academics those who cant do, teach while i send a thousand blessings to the spam crew preach - hard to comprehend exactly why i feel at home even when i leave that sandbox in your tab on google chrome cuhhhh
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(chorus) take a single breath then ima shred these hoes (shred these hoes) flip your macbook upside down and turn left all the pentalobes set the code find myself invested in these mental nodes neural nets private jets woven into dj sets (ytcracker) free and open source there be no secrets bout my leetness and a goto keep it looping to a label i repeat this i will beat this fucking heap up while these whitehats try to keep up and im sitting in a slanket sipping smoothies while i crank it (mmmm) watch me creep in the hybrid jeep (jeep) - all these IDORs on stellantis got your wrangler weak i'm still a phreak - calling local bridges with my bitches staying fresh on SS7 every time the signal switches propaganda pushing in the comments got me leery - science fiction authors on that dead internet theory keys and queries and the value vectors vehemently vibing and the generation engine push ahead we still surviving dodging sirens they admiring how we keep it so correct - analyze the target and we neutralize the threat you can bet - every time you see a hashbang i'm shooting all these shells and i put that on stang looking at that landscape pipe that data in my feed so i play the game with prescience its like i knew the seed kicks fresh fit fresh fuck your wallet full of memes i will burn these nonbelievers putting jet fuel on the beams infrared til you dead we be cooking we be thermal we ain't keeping any logs you can keep that in your journal - DG eternal - kneel before a nerd never knew another nurga kept it realer on the serve (chorus) take a single breath then ima shred these hoes (shred these hoes) flip your macbook upside down and turn left all the pentalobes set the code find myself invested in these mental nodes neural nets private jets woven into dj sets (dnz) yo call me mike controller got the army paint no hold up got the paper that dont fold up wrap a band up on this folder im a soldier - gorilla in manilla silverback up in the beard - you know i keep em feared cut a ring like it was squid - like tyson when im spitting lisp loop a list roll revisions like im rolling spliffs you can catch a fist - always keep it haaaaaard in the paint (in the paint) - you can scratch n sniff i bring the taint focused lens that i see though whistle wind when i breeze thru psychic strikes like im mewtwo rockets fly when i net and yahoo - NFS most wanted on the FBI most stuntin armed like im kintaro got them bugs under embargo code signing with my hands im an architect of incidents shooters down in austin yea i control texas instruments - big endian i moonwalk off the stage exit to the right when it's time to disengage yo call me mike controller got the army paint no hold up got the paper that dont fold up wrap a band up on this folder im a soldier - gorilla in manilla silverback up in the beard - you know i keep em feared cut a ring like it was squid - like tyson when im spitting lisp loop a list roll revisions like im rolling spliffs you can catch a fist - always keep it haaaaaard in the paint (in the paint) - you can scratch n sniff i bring the taint focused lens that i see though whistle wind when i breeze thru psychic strikes like im mew two rockets fly when i net and yahoo - NFS most wanted on the FBI most stuntin armed like im kintaro got them bugs under embargo code signing with my hands im the architect of incidents shooters down in austin yea i control texas instruments - big endian i moonwalk off the stage exit to the right when it's time to disengage (ytcracker) disengage the safety while we overload this circuit yea we glitching out expensive hardware trying to make it worth it almost perfect record wrecking every system we lay hands on we the greatest living hackers thats the business that we stand on leave em saying ytcracker part man part machine - mentoring the homies while im living out my dream traveling the planet that im hacking every day may the bridges that i set ablaze go on to light my way we've proven time and time again we pimpin on the process and we prideful bout our paper cause we made it hacking boxes hacker bosses - if my dead friends could see me now see me editing a document with chairman yao going richard r kyanka with priyanka on the oauth going dumb with cale and young with all this code we gotta throw off - oxygen exchange til im dead take a single breath then ima shred (ima shred)
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still unique i see im lighting up the discord every time i speak be like troy hunt when the data leak cause im pulling all these passes got the collection complete yuh you foolish if you think a hacker simping take a gander at my gamer gear the glow that it be glinting save your onlyfans for a lonely man buy a pony man im busy mixing in my sony cans pushing phony cams that telemetry get entered into splunk and i used to be an idiot whenever i was drunk i cant help but think about it when im dealing with these issues but its sad that i dont even miss you, on god vulnerability management still handle shit hot up on the wax and im keeping all the candles lit - im meditating on the habits i destroyed and i feel like leonidas when i kick em in the void probably stronger than i ever was now im running more daemons than the devil cuz hack celebrity elected by default - touch electric so i might inject a fault i protect my cult from the forces of the federal typing in my iterm munching on an edible network impenetrable its like im airgapped watching all these newbies use the internet bareback honey come home and the money gone honeycomb hexagon hexadecimal upper echelon byte into the honeypot the guests are on armed like a nexplanon yes the COM serve like a restaurant telling all the jakes in my surroundings if they want the bounties listen to my soundings - modprobe on the kernel keep it chambered loglevel 4 for the danger, i warned ya vulnerability management still handle shit hot up on the wax and im keeping all the candles lit - im meditating on the habits i destroyed and i feel like leonidas when i kick em in the void run a fierce inventory on my ego inline cgo unsafe for the tuxedo my libido shoot first like im greedo fucking up these chips keep it loco dorito i remediate and keep it moving like im BB-8 rolling in the deep so you know adele appreciate all the gs i make hacking gibsons on the daily slang my zero day to an israeli, l'chaim holler at my warriors on amazon chime publish all my findings in the room titled crime assign a CVE if it deserve one if its an absurd one ill flip it like a bird son vulnerability management
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yea - im spinning in my chair working on a document for people who werent there sev2 escalation it keep filling up my inbox cause the ELB keep slicing out these ultra thin blocks 'nother risk averted got me feeling like a hero while i interrupt the kernel switch that NX bit to zero check the b roll i been beating up this system pimpin - my autism winning you wont ever catch me slipping i been training in the mountains man my breath control is bout it i been waiting for these concepts in my head to get more crowded just so i can go from brain to banger park a plane up in the hangar pull out in that slab and get to rolling on them swangers (yuh) fix it felix bitch i break it then i peel it then i patch it all my homies man they keep it just as ratchet we will c walk on a CPU - have our cake and eat it too spinning in your herman millers wonder why we beating you how the hell does this hacker stay admin on all of these computers that his malware's ran in? yea - i'm trying to live forever try to let these normies know nobody do it better call him the corsair captain keyboard in his hands leave you wondering what happened yea - i'm trying to live forever try to let these normies know nobody do it better when the sun goes down is when i'm doing all that dirty dirty hacking on a gibson while i'm chilling with a pretty girly when the leds are blinking bring that system to the brink and push it harder thats the hacker motto try to automate the tasks that you repeating to keep eating on this circuit need to understand assembly but don't need to beat it perfect - tips and tricks that leave my lips i double down on and i don't borrow trouble wanna be the one you count on rest in peace to kms and killabit and hatter yea we might of had our differences but none of that'll matter cause i'll see you up in hacker heaven Spam God got His Holy Reverend anti didi all my DGs live eternal playing wordle i will honor all my fallen soldiers be the model with all the crypto in a wallet that the homie HODL finish a document then put it out to publish so all of my detractors get to feel me when i dump this asking
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i remember way back when a precocious young thug didnt keep no friends didnt get much love i just stayed in the shadows waging my battles sharpened my craft on the adults on the internet i would outsmart outwit - along with the handles in my outfit and on god most of yall out there whining the same ones told me im wasting my time and everybody think they smart - think they deserve a rari in the garage and a lambo on the curb but you aint paid no kinda dues get a stimulus check and you spent it on shoes is it my fault that you picked a degree in the arts but you suck at everything you touch? is it my problem that your credit card is tapped to the max cuz your ass cant hack? tired of all these motherfucking normies bitchin that they aint making six figures working in a kitchen man they tripping i got 10000 hours logged in 10000 things making 10000 dollars every time my phone rings still getting mailbox money from a spam campaign i sent back in 2020 and that seo traffic that i cornered in a market still got them people searching dox on the darknet meanwhile everyone complaining bout their wages you aint making shit while im making web pages - why cant you adapt to the future? job gon be automated soon fucking loser slightly sick of all this brainy shit im doing getting used by a bunch of idiots who aint improving anything up on this planet and just want it all for free because they just aint smart enough to make it on the streets student loans in a bunch of worthless fields you indebted while my code running clean on these circuits sit embedded in devices in your houses on this internet i rule and i never took a handout never graduated school - so all you mediocre muggles take a seat im compensated for my talent in the presidential suite - and while im writing robots to replace you cause you worthless you should learn to code or find yourself a better purpose (because) the world dont need another barista the world dont need another philosophy teacher the world dont need another alcoholic writer the world dont need another soundcloud biter i just wanna live with terminator in the trap with a home so smart im getting brain in my lap no cap no gas put a lazy bitch on blast til a robot come along and do your job twice as fast
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we are vulnerable find a weakness and exploit it you already know squad up in the bootloader bitch keep score look around the repo see what we gon find in the code you can watch us grind while we dine on our foes (foes) finding all these holes in the fabric not enough moth balls plugging up the rop calls holler at the homies if the box stalls process jockey playing nice if the top falls can you fuck with us? can you deploy toys rubber duck with us? can you destroy noise on a NUC with us? more importantly can you make a buck with us? (hmm) i look into the tea leaves reading see a bunch of CEOs with their company believing they ain't needing any coders on staff did the math so i hack all that vibe coded crap and i laugh they saying you already seen me bubble up the deep web underworld and then escape clean fuck you mean i got haters every corner of the cube i been swimming through the doo doo ever since i was a noob with the formula gnu and improved future generations study how a warrior move which tools does a warrior use well let's see backpack full of goodies black hoodies and jeans (hmm) precursor in the pocket (pocket) field programmable gate array ain't no way you can stop it everything that i early adopted it take off just like a rocket so you better go cop it vape clouds cover up the screen see the green text bleed through you be seeing how we do dashboard showing crash lore on the fuzzing what you know about that F5, cousin (cousin)
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ooo i got the ubertooth booming signal through the air like ay what you doin bitch im in your neighborhood wreck and ruin every single device while they lease renewing yuhhh i see your MAC address flex bitch im on the wireshark seeing who next promiscuous mode i aint talking bout sex peep them ethernet frames god bless sure i keep that de-auth on me knocking you off base stations sorry snagging all them handshakes guts to glory want some inspiration read my story yarrr im still a pirate matey radio frequency so wavy bitch im on a mission to steal your lady cover spectrums like gravy baby 3d printer with the filament print a handcuff key dg keep it militant - yea we killing it engineer the cluster hacker outlaw in a black hat and duster throwies in the belt loop - i got the swell loot fire up the cell scoop imsi catcher hit so hard signal put you in a stretcher wireless architecture lecture i scan bands with prejudice 1 6 11 for that old school venomous - modulating with the filter on the band pass generator on and its using all my damn gas - fast fourier transform noise in the hopper bout to blast a storm all my enemies they cower at my transmit power until i turn it up at the top of the hour cap on deck bitch send transmission program a hive mind send it with silicon real with it, yuh pushing all the packages packs via proxies, bands and the boxes black box base band on the bass man blast out the base station makin wave jams i flow like a waterfall - im on the tune down pour downfall monsoon in june luda hit the nos its fast and the fourier unboxing video of pandoras faraday emissions uncaged, wireless rage verily verilog FPGA b-b-b-beat shift buy the baofeng on ebay no bounds checked i annihilate the airwaves blade r f a slica lime for fun and my phaser inverse never set to stun
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the internet is dead and we killed it i'm fascinated electrons in this package have aligned themselves to fool me on a daily basis tensors and transformers in these metal cases auto posting content in our favorite spaces the ai agentic nonrepudiation ain't a question bout who sent it gotta pass the turing test see who's the best who will invent it buried deep under a mountain made of silicon and granite
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breadboard 03:22
pull the hammer back and i'm letting these bullets blast bytes from the breadboard sanded off a trace so i'm soldering a copper wire baked with a lead core straightening bent pins with a needle nose weapon got precision on the measurement coordinated with my hand eye watching me supply all the hoes that i'm pleasuring sine waves scrolling on the screen clock a phase lock loop got that range block scooped with an EQ plates you can see through layers of the circuit mounted on the surface - sit chips with a purpose picked and placed in a matrix shiny black squares they're bathed in epoxy make the silicon look faceless polarized lens on the camera diffusing my teardown every time i bear down pins on these debugger pads i hit their ass with a (stair) down j-link authentic cause a nerd made of money and my daddy jeffy b keep the lab stocked all my soldiers in the shipyard ripping on them chips hard secure with the padlock and i'm /flipping/ - switches - a microcontroller mage making fire bolts and i /whisper/ - glitches - to the pins on a quad flat package that is eating five volts setting sail on the power rail bus pirate in the playground and you know if that throw is an active low then that whodi gonna stay down hackers consider me the plug all because yt he got what the hood need all the embedded knowledge got it bundled in a book that was written by the goodspeed they'll tell you to remember where you came from if you're ever caught up in the rat race openocd and the gdb got me stepping through the backtrace i drift - my bronze-colored wick - all across the chips and across the wiring flux bubble up and it dissipates once i apply that soldering iron listening to the sizzle it's a symphony of circuitry sound mang and my multimeter makes music when i meddle with the probes on the ground plane read and beware of the checksum checking on an even or an odd bit bitmagic if you bought it analyze the logic break app protector inject a sector on flash when my rig drop get that pitch connector to siphon nectar off the ribbon with the sigrok 3d printed an enclosure puffing on the doja filing down the plastic i'm prototyping these hoes are biting my sauce iconoclastic, classic clearing off my desk and i'm sitting here thinking on the people that i bled for put the cover back i'm not letting any pussy push pins in my breadboard
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[goldfinger] Man has climbed mount everest Gone to the bottom of the ocean He's fired rockets to the moon Split the atom Achieved miracles In every field of human endeavor Except crime! [ytcracker] Good afternoon - sitting in my room Got to get some shells on these servers soon Another tune - bass goes boom Got a ring camera and that thang run doom But i'm glad you could make it Everyone's a flake these days and i wish it weren't soooooo Nobody wanna be a pro They just want to get a bag (get a bag) full of dough Gotta get a mind for the darkside Break into the enclave ending the apartheid Fistful of keys in the fortress Fake IDs with the deepfake portraits Gonna teach you the basics How to glitch the gate array they running on them ASICs - And i ain't talking bout the drink or the shoes Hit a kickflip while i pop an efuse [Chorus] So you want to be a gladiator? trying to get your weight up? It's your lucky day today i'm doing you a favor Cause i don't know another way to make a living (except crime) Gotta be the man with the methods Bust into the data center then i run the exploit blind Don't wanna do anything else (except crime) Do you find it vulgar The way i be collecting databases in my desktop folder? The way i siphon all the repos and the secrets Got a list of services i check on if your key fits I'm in a lateral mood And i'm moving through prod like an adderall dude And if i'm escalating i don't wanna hear you hating On the contents of my catalog dude I break into banks (banks) So i don't even worry if the market tanks Got an auth bypass on the payments portal With the help of a kernel backdoor stay immortal So i always got a watering hole if i'm dried up Sorry bout your luck if the money get tied up I'm just out here trying to survive The way only i know how keeping it e55 Obfuscated ransomware Using prototype pollution what a handsome pair Make a minuscule modification to the project Watch a new developer download and install it Vibe coders giving me aura They check environ in the history without .gitignoring That i can add to my collection in my owned.txt That i use to run my miners on AWS Pretty please with a CHERI on top Let me see another zero-click in Z(ed)-Wave drop Let me see another uboot heap allocation Let a firmware load that beat validation Let me - keep em guessing keep my entropy source Clock encoded with the jitter in the silvio course Let me - lead my people to the root of the tree Let me stay a criminal and i can make em believe [Chorus] [dnz] Mounting up the colo you could call it racketeering Engineering every method rotten brains do my bidding Same loot box that i'm skinning - The micro transaction keep network affiliates winning Hella booters, bootkits, based on the blockchain Suave on a bitch - call me vic fontaine My endgame is engines for engrams enslave the incels I push it to the precipice of principles Got your cyber insurance in line Gotta make sure that you gonna comply I'll ensure your environment's mine Tickbox filed and accepted all the risk of my crime Sitting in the dark with the redshift This database i dead lift Dead drop sneaker net connect cop Sysadmin hindu with the red dot 5s in the PC garf like i'm wheezy [Chorus] Popping off the parabolic bouncing right back Out of bounds read on a randomized stack Wearing all black when i speak to the oracle Filling up space with the rows and columns bro Time to exfiltrate in the TLS shake Rocket jump nest bunny hop this quake There's no evidence, no blood on this cuticle Taste your tears at the funeral in your cubicle [ytcracker] Have it your way know i'm gonna have mine Trying to be a kingpin running online Where i'm speaking on (crime crime) Crew is so slick we won't ever do time Try to stick a hacker where the sun don't shine you'll find Us slipping them cuffs When i'm shouting from the mountain bout (crime crime crime crime) Have it your way know i'm gonna have mine Trying to be a kingpin running online Where i'm speaking on (crime crime) Crew is so slick we won't ever do time Try to stick a hacker where the sun don't shine you'll find Us slipping them cuffs When i'm shouting from the mountain bout (crime crime)
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e-girl got me simping on her chaturbate e-girl got me s s simping on her chaturbate e-girl got me simping on her ch ch chaturbate e-girl got me s s simping on her ch ch chaturbate single female 23 years old and looking for a d d daddy freckles on the bridge of your nose yea you a b b baddie eyeliner is flying off the corners of your crystal blues and your long brown hair is swaying every time you do your moves hella views on your ch ch channel what an angel and you say you a submissive and you really into anal wearing nothing but a headset smiling in your gamer chair you dont know how much i w w w wish we were a pair now im hanging in your chat room and im hoping that you notice every time i g g give you tokens praying that you focus on my u u username and maybe write it on your boobies i want all your c c cooties babe ive seen all your movies all these other v v viewers on your leaderboard be tipping th th thinking theyll get lucky and theyll get to stick their dick in but im different i got b b bags of crypto getting interest b b buying all the items that you got up on your wishlist

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"i invented the computer" is a collection of tracks about that time that i invented the computer.

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released August 8, 2025

ytcracker
dnz
freshley crusher
dicepticon
heath stone
anywaywell
ryan pace sloan

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ytcracker Colorado

i am a reincarnated collateral descendant of the silver pharaoh psusennes i, carefully reconstituted on planet earth atom by atom by alien biotechnologists with magical powers and intellectual property law degrees. bearing the codified Commandments of Spam (tattooed via nanomachines in quantum ink on the skin of my inner abdomen), i fight for deception and injustice everywhere. i like pizza. ... more

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